• person: have you ever ran a marathon
  • me: yeah
  • person: which one
  • me: a movie one

coffeeandcheesecake:

thereichenbachfinn:

remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her

and it was like

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really troy

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really 

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really

yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on

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he would have seen

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who Ryan was actually interested in

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THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

fatwink:

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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karkaboo:

sorry friends i can’t go out this weekend because i’ll be at the gym all day

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