lemongrabvevo:

When you’re in the middle of writing a sentence and accidently press send

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crenelate:

when you look into the mirror after a day at school

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  • police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
  • me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
  • police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

zerrie:

2013 vma will always be the best vma

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