thesouffleegirl:

You guys don’t understand

I have:

  • “for shits ‘n’ giggles” ships
  • then ships
  • then OTPs
  • then OTPs among OTPs
  • then THE OTP

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

emilianadarling:

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

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fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have